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Swach pelipper ride son Gil Gil where
are you hi dad
sorry I couldn't join you traveling
through time is complicated the energy
is so complex not stable you can only
loop back through time once now it's up
to you I installed a time capacitor in
my wings it's pre-programmed to take you
to the place let's destroy the first
sharknado you need a velocity of 88
miles per hour to activate the time
vortex and the wings to make the next
jump good luck that separate piranhas oh
no April where's the back April April
oh boy
hey get away from that so we got to do
this the hard way huh
come back here
what you lookin at
oh hi
maybe not
yeah
come on give it back come on come on no
you're just pissing me off
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this is mine
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no ha Tyson you're dead hey food Brian
welcome to prehistoric times long way
from the Mets Stadium my friend you're
dead to nuke look I know this is
extremely confusing but we're all very
much alive that's the amazing thing
about time travel sometimes you're here
sometimes you're there sometimes you're
stuck in 1955 and your mom's trying to
make out with you the enchantment under
the sea dance anyway we've been waiting
for Gil to bring back the final member
of our gang gang we're not officially a
gang it's hard to source matching
outfits who else is here
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April on the dinosaur huh
we gotta go
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Finn
certainly you a problem yes it's me
you're not a robot no I'm not a robot
how could it be a robot I made my hand
but but baby you died Gil saved me right
before the space shuttle hit our son
saved my life he saved all of our lives
pulled us from different points in time
and sent this back here
we've been here for a year waiting for
you time travel needs work but we're
here an entire year I thought I'd never
see you again but I have to tell you
something I did learn how to fly a
dinosaur because she's a pterodactyl
technically tear it on she has a tail so
if you're all here does that mean gills
here too no turns out you can only go
back in a time once oh yeah that
explains why I disappeared when we
landed but why here to do what we do
best save the world and just stop the
first Jack NATO girl said if we sawed
the first shark now we can stop them all
it's like a big game of dominoes one
sets off another and another and another
and another until you just got a big
mess
Domino sucks the world was already
destroyed once I don't see how we can
make it much worse we can mess with time
so we don't exist look at it this way
we're already kind of dead as it is so
this is a bonus round
and by the way Finn I know you've been
eaten by a lot of sharks and you've
survived but I've actually been eaten
and pooped out by a lot of dinosaurs
because they couldn't digest mates it's
been rough can we take a pass etre it's
in these wings Gill program two for us
your kids awesome
meteorites
like kill the dinosaurs
we don't get out of this time period
there it is
the first sharknado
I'm gonna need a bigger chainsaw
then I hope you have a back-up plan
we'll figure it out we always do this
won't be any different
we're using meteorites to kill a
sharknado yeah
that sounds easy I think we do the star
collapses the bombs they used to blow up
the shark in Los Angeles
we're going for a ride first time ever
on a pterodactyl yeah scary hell no
we need a bigger explosion I'll be right
back he's being fit
he would meet us here
it's fading down
Guil guilty -
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you got that come on
day
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Brian better up
it's a time native
let's do the time-warp again
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first sharknado destroyed you did it
is that castle cool cosmos do it come on
get in there you bore me next
seriously this is the guy this is the
chosen one you're doing such a good job
honey
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[Applause]
nailed it
it is time
Gill's gotta be here somewhere Tara's
okay I told you should have steered well
in case you didn't notice we did bring a
pterodactyl back into the 21st century
just saying maybe not our greatest idea
why are you looking at me like you've
never seen me before it's me Brian not
exactly Brian I think some things got
mixed up when we jumped what let's talk
about this later we've got bigger
problems right now
who's shooting arrows at us we did what
Gil said we stopped the first sharknado
we should be home this isn't home
something's not right
hey hey you well that decides it
definitely not home let's get some of
these clothes on so we can blend in
so it's coming
oh you are the prisoners of the
magnificent Morgana
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okay everybody I got this I'm sure you
think what you have to say it's very
important now kneel before Morgana we're
not the enemy you speak of an alliance
yet a dragon lay here before you
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put down your weapon by order of the
king those wretched words
I put a hex on you and you and you and
especially you you caca Fuego oh don't
be such a brat bye everyone
you should come with me it's far too
dangerous here come on quickly you must
come and meet my master your arrival has
been prophesized this looks like
sharknado weather no so we've got real
distributors yeah they all said that we
were home hurry
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welcome to Merlin's castle come over
look you bear the mark of the house of
Shepherd I am a shepherd my lord this is
Gil's handwriting I've seen this before
circle is quite the artist these are the
same drugs that are under stonehenge
merlin shall explain only be still
Merlin allow me to introduce sir guild
Sheppard's parents I will go and fetch
him and tell him that the family who's
been searching for all these years has
finally found him instead your son
trained with me for the past 10 years
he's been here for 10 years
I must confess he's taught me more than
I've taught him then look this is the
einstein-rosen bridge and this right
here it's a wormhole how do you know
that because I'm a physics teacher which
is why kill chose me because I know
things okay
the key is high velocity which means
really fast high spinning rims a tornado
yes that could be the key to Gillan
locking the bridge a-plus and make
traveling through time possible
danger sharknado forming what's in that
bag we'll deal with this later you've
had an unhealthy obsession with that bag
ever since we destroyed the dinosaurs
yep services what's in this bag
really then be more careful you're in
love with a robot head
ow
is this me that was all that was left to
you after the earth was destroyed he
sacrificed herself trying to save me
it's not real it's a robot so I was just
ahead in the future I don't want you to
find out this way that hurts
Oh maybe she can help us her technology
might be able to help get us back home
I hope that hurt so you know there's
gonna be a Throwdown because that head
is jealous I don't want to scare you
that's why I hid it from you it's okay
I forgive you but don't lie to me
anymore but I'm holding on to her now
why not
we must seek shelter where's my son I
saw him sailing out to sea and then
suddenly there were sharks falling out
of the sky and they just wasn't over
that easy
Gill's heading right into that sharknado
wait stop no but get out of the way
gotta let him go if he sees you he'll
keep looking for you that's exactly what
we want but if he reunites with you now
he'll stop searching for you and then
you probably won't even exist in the
future we could all cease to exist I
know you're too emotional right now to
see the big picture but take a second to
think about it what's making Gil travel
through time to be with us and if he
finds us he'll stop looking for us
your son is already disrupting
space-time who knows what will happen if
anyone else gets caught up in that thing
and the sharknadoes are coming this way
then we have to do something about it
follow me Morgana oh my gosh winter how
are you you still look so average let's
face it I'm a ten and you're like a 1392
I thought Merlin had sent new to the
land of the undead they were four can I
come here absolutely not there's a
sharknado coming exactly listen your
silly belief in science is not strong
enough to stop what's coming
I have magic on my side and a potion
that could stop those sharks so if you
let me work with you we can get this
done quickly and easily all I want in
return is for you to use your science to
release Excalibur magic has no sway over
such a powerful tool Morgana
we accept your deal great let's go kill
some sharks wearing that you're going to
need to look a little less needy and a
little more nightie
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you're gonna do that hocus-pocus stuff
now's the time
is a she merging tea
what happened what did you do what I
always do win
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dragon sharks good luck with that
your kebab I have a plan
you go to catalyst and you help save the
castle I will meet you there
[Applause]
thank goodness you're still here
this was how I'd wait my end
[Applause]
we need something more powerful to
destroy the sharknado have an idea
wait only a man who is worthy can pull
the sword from the stone this is my
birthright
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[Applause]
Oh No
when aforetime dip is closing t-minus
five minutes 57 seconds she wants us to
time jump we need speed oh yeah
come on come on take it easy Frodo sorry
about the clothes
releasing me who needs science when you
have a dragon
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you already bro dov'è brother you
alright yeah my back's been hurting for
years but it feels pretty good now Brian
you're back what you're no longer a
woman are you telling us you don't
remember being a woman no the
consequence is a time travel so let me
get this straight every time we jump
everything changes
time travels risky if we do it right we
can reset everything back to the way it
should be but what if we do it wrong but
what if this is wrong and that was right
we'll talk about it later we got to find
out where we landed we got to find Gil
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my lord we'll never make it through the
storm maybe we could use it to our
advantage
shots are coming this sharted golly
that sharknado might be miles away but
if it gets any closer we're all in
trouble
what if given Easter sharknado during
the Revolutionary War by accident that
there'd be no revolution
America wouldn't exist the way it would
exist
come on
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I tell you you're making a mistake we're
on your side we're Americans I wanna
speak those in charge the matter of life
and death crank and crank I'm settled
down settled down Benjamin Franklin sir
we found this group outside the docks
that came to be allies Thank You private
jebediah Clark are you lead jebediah
Clark yes I am I can't say hi to my
great-great-great great-great grandpa
different taken from Frasor to know now
who are you and what is this all about
we need to use your cannon sir our
cannons this is General George
Washington nuts of delivery service for
tea and crumpets
come out and play
British are throwing slide shorts at us
and they're gonna succeed next time -
unless you listen to us we can help you
meet the British and the Sharks - don't
just stand there go in go in give you
that this is a weapon from the future
it's got technology you wouldn't
understand General Washington I've been
told the British have an army of sharks
and you'd have a plan to stop them it's
called a sharknado and no the British
don't control it if I remember my
history correctly and I'm a history
teacher which makes me uniquely
qualified you've got a bunch of cannons
lined up out here from Fort Ticonderoga
we can use those cannons to destroy the
sharknado and kill the Sharks come on in
Washington Hamilton Washington Hamilton
Washington Hamilton you know I'm still
trying to get tickets to your musical
really hard to get wait who the hell is
this
sir you already have your artillery in
place let us show you where to position
them I don't want to tell you this but
we're from the future we really have no
time take them away and politely but
firmly shoot them all right how about
this
you General Washington we're on the $1
bill see lucky you amble you got one too
I doubt it look
the more we stand here and argue about
it the more time the sharknado has to
destroy your Harbor and conquer your
troops and then we all lose the war
General Washington a fact about your
past
in 1743 your father died but you were
just 11 years old and then a little bit
later you went to Barbados and
contracted smallpox but mr. Hamilton you
were an orphan but about 240 years from
now you've become a really great singer
good job how do you know all this
because I'm a history teacher damn it
you are my history what's it gonna be
Hamilton I think we need to give our new
allies all the cannons they need we have
a sharknado to defeat
let me help you go away I'm not taking
no for an answer
take this
I know you I know it seems probably
think he's not crazy knowledge I know
you're crazy
I still like
we gotta fire the cannons all once we
got a timing with the lightning strike
we do that all the cannonballs have
become electrified let's go into the
sharknado and above all the Sharks look
I face down more of these sharknados
than I care to remember there's no time
to stop and think about the madness of
it all you just have to do it we're not
fighting for just our country we're
fighting for all humanity
those would be
just on the gannets
it's a full carat bottom other night
all right three
god bless america
the British are retreating suck at you
Redcoat minis where's Nova she was
walking to town with private car did you
figure out how to get us some speed I'll
be right back
thank you so much I really appreciate it
hold up I'll take this from here great
job today
let me buy you a drink private Shephard
have a ride for you it's not safely
these worst is to come to the portal but
I have something much more powerful in
mind any chance this is a letter to
grandfather yeah as a matter of fact
there is you want to read it then yeah
you're warning him not to go fishing if
he doesn't go to the sea there's no way
that shark will kill him
he'll stay alive and you stop fighting
sharks you don't start the sharknado
sisterhood and you don't save me or my
family you know I fin it's time I saved
my own family okay and by the way he
might not even get this note he's not
gonna be born for two more centuries but
I had to try no we can't mess with
destiny
you mess with destiny we just fought in
the American Revolution it looks like
we're messing with destiny to me no we
stopped history from changing by
stopping a sharknado so things could
stay the way they are your grandfather
didn't die in a sharknado
we can't change his fate next time we
jump I might not exist and what are the
odds that I ran into my ancestor I'll
never get this chance again my
grandfather raised me and I was never
the same after he died so I would give
anything to have one more date with him
I'm sorry no of what we can't I'm sorry
Norton I'm sorry you can't control me
and you won't control my destiny
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I just note that the energy bolt is more
powerful than anything else we have but
I just cannot grab it I know the problem
is what we're missing is the key
look at that gave us his carriage listen
up you little wack biters couple of get
you inside in your go and you go hello
it's been an honor to meet you this day
will go down in history no doubt right
let's go I'm sorry Finn
I can't what are you talking about you
see this is why Gil picked you to lead
the team you're always ready to run in
there and go fight the next sharknado
but me I run and let's get tired Finn
last time I jumped I wasn't exactly me I
can't take that chance anymore Ryan you
can't stay here I taught history for 25
years now I'm ready to live it
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be safe I thought you might need a
little extra power to get back to the
future what well first we need to get
this Qaeda in the air
awesome dude easy history will remember
this day do you think they'll remember
me for anything other than this stupid
kite no it's pretty much just the kite
okay take care of Ben okay no is there
any a place to get a taco around here in
there
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[Applause]
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we don't have to do this son you can
still surrender and live
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Billy the Kid does not surrender
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this ain't over yet my friend friend
will you call us lend me your hands up
partner don't arrest all of us if we get
caught I'll take that turn around don't
just stand there like a bunch of Kansas
City showgirls go get them
I don't know how you Abdullah the kid
pulled off that carriage falling out of
the sky stunt this sideshow ends today
clean a kid I'm not with Billy the Kid
yes gun you helped me get away
I say you lyin you're under arrest
you got it all twisted yeah I think I
know who's twisted mister no one messes
with Sheriff Ron keep walking
get up slowly sky April
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tried that already no use you with Billy
the Kid he's my right out of here Multi
comes to break you out take me with you
safer in here
weather's changing
you don't know the half of it what are
you in for mister just trying to put my
family back together
store in my life I hope you're ready to
rock boy all right blondie
time to go wait where's Billy oh he ran
like the coward he is come on hey where
are you taking him
it's Judgment Day this boy's gonna meet
his maker good luck finding your family
oh those who last words no simple
paratus shut up
still it's dad kill its dad
howdy deputy I do declare I'm new around
here but I think I found this man
he oh it's real suspicious and I think
he had a gun
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hey man sky near left
here put these on surprised to see me
not really not after what I've been
through you know I always got you back
well you did kind of die in New York
well I was in New York but I didn't die
he did kind of guy uh I ran into this
guy wearing a freaking shark outlet BAM
he put me back here to save your butt
that was my son Gil and he's here
there he is not for long
I screwed up
Billy the Kid was supposed to rescue Gil
but he can't when we landed in town we
changed that he left Gil's gonna hang
let me go fender I rescued him like he
rescued me no you can if he recognizes
us he won't rescue us
he knows you the future Gil knows me
trust me
you leave with someone to save his son
stop
that's good bad weathers coming i take
cover if I were you bag him
citizens of Santa Mira Ridge
once again I hand out justice of those
will break the law in my town we must
uphold our laws it's still order not
chaos let this man's punishment be the
exception not the rule
this is our life this is our town
yippee-kay-yay
what the hell's going on and look at
that boy
I got you who are you
Billy send you know don't worry about
Billy worry about that sharknado you
know about sharknadoes I also know
everything there is to know about you
little girl your parents are waiting for
you on the other side of that storm
now you go save me so I can save you so
you can save your parents and we can
save the world okay who are you I'm Skye
a chocolate blast from the past
now don't kid go
go ahead shook my head
jab you to Richie deputy Richie what
happened
hey you're supposed to be in jail you're
shooting at my son I'm not gonna take
this anymore
yeah
attorney
oh my god
we're coming round your back I can help
point me toward the store activating
lasers
I didn't know I can do that
I think it's filled by a nuclear core
where the girls they're coming right but
we need speeds a time job what happens
if we miss it then we're stuck here
forever
why come on we'll figure it out Oh go in
somewhere slick I don't have time for
this time you know it's a funny thing
you mentioned in time because apparently
I've all the time in the world
what are you talking about don't you
look at me funny I'm stupid that cowboy
was from the future
and he promised me if I rescue him he
was gonna take me with him you can't go
into the future Billy you think you're
gonna go to the Future instead of me
wait kid already been there done it
what if I take your place the future is
ripe for Robin
now let's go fun fitness guys know the
vortex is collapsing get out of the way
prepare to draw really we're doing this
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hey alright that trains our only chance
we've got to get in it come on let's go
come on
this train isn't fast enough I'm gonna
hook some cars you can do that yeah runs
in the family
you're the conductor's now you got it
careful
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keep it hurry up we're getting close
[Applause]
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how do you do everyone bitches Ren
McDonald reporting live from the beaches
of Santa Monica California where people
are literally doing the shark a dance
craze that numbers with a bullet call it
today
polite sucks
we gotta go warn those people come on
Thank You Wes
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Surf's Up
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your red McDonald 15 in your an McDonald
on TV
Baba Booey
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[Applause]
[Music]
you know what that means
they're my parents get out of our way
beat feet
what are you trying to destroy that
sharknado sharknado how do you know that
name do you know a guy named Gil the
professor blond hair blue eyes shark fin
helmet wait do you know him yeah he's
our son he'll be more like your father
right
he must've got older how do you two
dweebs know so much he's trying to get
in the vortex a time travel oh dear
fin look I think this is the prototype
of the consumer
look at the date is not the date from
when the first sharknado hits Santa
Monica yeah that's what we're going to
next
and listen we got to stop all this
jibber jabbering and 86 that sharknado
before we all become fish food let's get
the big gun let's do it
VOC JPL doesn't find out I borrow this I
need your help to stabilize it
all right everybody hold on
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God we did it I've got it we can still
make the jump jump jump then this
prototype isn't as advanced but I can
program the date but we can make this
work I can make it work I just need I
need speed Gilly what about that sweet
ride you just got this is a view huh
brand new cat looks like it yeah I'm
thinking the capacitor I'm gonna make
some adjustment wait come on
looks so familiar wait go to high school
together I would have remembered that
I'm ray Martin
fint -
and I'm ghillie Achilles Shepard nice to
meet you
look I know this is gonna sound crazy
but the professor use that capacitor to
move into the future but it's not gonna
be any future unless we meet him there
here in the future
okay future boy tell us something that
hasn't happened yet yeah you two fall in
love
Dork
he's your son thanks dad daddy oh oh
wait button up it's getting cold
good luck
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we ever have kids one day I just hope
they don't turn out like that you got
the capacitor set yep dr. Santa Monica
just like you said Santa Monica here we
come
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I have an extra ticket to the Spice
Girls concert do you want to go are you
gonna go see Titanic for the tenth time
Nova what do you do why are we in San
Francisco this doesn't concern you fin
doesn't concern me what do you think
you're doing
what I'm doing we've been interfering
with everything and who do you think you
are anyway
you wouldn't let me send a note to my
grandfather yet you didn't think twice
about when Brian stayed behind during
the Revolutionary War did you and what
about hanging out with your parents just
leave me alone okay
this is my story now you saved your
family I know I'm saving mine
Nova there's nothing you can do to stop
me okay
what's that girl up to she brought us
back to 1997 so she could prevent her
grandfather from being killed by a shark
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only catch a big fish TV and you will
pay regular well then it's gonna be your
lucky day no but genuine you shine way
too bright for that man like this times
exactly like a little Dover
Wow you look cool not as cool as you
look I'm genuine that's a pretty name
don't you think Chloe no oh hey do you
got room for one more
that'll be 20 bucks I forget about it
hey my charter boat
I'll cover you just catch a big fish
thank you hope she does the right thing
hey you got room for three more that'll
be 60 bucks you got any holes got it
right here
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okay guys we shove off in five minutes
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darn I lost another one and I'd even
feel the fish biting
okay all right now when you get a fish
on your line and feel it you got to keep
your light on okay okay
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have you really thought out what you're
about to do I have the chance to give
that little girl a real future
any minute now this ship will crash
leaving my grandfather and everyone else
on board as food for a school of
bloodthirsty sharks don't tell me that
if this was an April Claudia matter
Gilda you wouldn't insist that I help
you save them I don't think you've
realized what we all have at stake here
I've had to watch my son grow up in time
we'll help me do you know what that's
like dude how many times I thought about
just not going forward staying back like
Brian did if we're successful everything
resets
GILF disappears
disappears from my heart and from my
mind
because he's never existed Nova you said
it yourself
it's bigger than us that's not fair
that little girl
I need my Grandpop in I know
okay everybody let's get out there and
get some big ones
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is here admiring a family heirloom
that's been handed down generation to
generation since the Civil War era
Lucien area for what you know it's a bit
of a superstition but I've kept it on
board as a good luck charm it's where my
granddaughter gets her name what are we
doing standing around come on we want a
fish right let's get some lines in the
water there's some babies out there no
Bob everything you are everything you
fight for is driven by this moment and
if this moment doesn't happen if your
grandpa doesn't die everything could
change okay you know what
all right I got it no I understand
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you have to turn this boat around oh
please it's an emergency I need you to
get out of here look at some point today
okay sorry about this the entire doctor
I really shouldn't be piloting this
thing can you alert a Coast Guard
[Music]
hey what's that
what
abandoned
I'm the reason my grandfather died come
on I'm not gonna let your grandfather
die this time
okay get her the rent
Ivanova Clark you killed my grandfather
hold on Nova you're gonna be alright
help us on the way keep noticing we'll
catch up
every time I try and fix something it
just makes things worse and people die
again
I can't control the future right you
could never control the future all you
can do is control your choices and now
we need to do the right thing and finish
what we started
where's the capacitor it's right here
we have problem is it broken it keeps
adding too many numbers I got to
redirect the router
we don't have Tucker this even if I can
set it to the right time we still don't
have enough velocity to engage time Joe
you get that thing fixed how it gets to
speed we need working on it
almost got it almost got sky we don't
get
skyy come on
something's not right this is not Santa
Monica come on let's figure out what we
did wrong
damn it's quiet it's too quiet
hey sky something's not right
check the date over there
let's just say we overshot it by a few
thousand years
20,000 13 I resent so we can go back no
we can't do that why not time travelers
we can do whatever we want no that's why
gills not here with us a second time
around that thing only offers a one-way
ride
how was that maybe that's how sharks
evolved over the last 20,000 years I
can't wait to see what the humans look
like
well I'll be damned April's planet of
the April's cute outfits
I wonder what Deadpool movie were on
where are you taking us answer me
[Music]
clear so this is what happens when you
don't save your wife
looks like a shrine to my past but
what's it doing here wait here the queen
is coming he'll to the Queen
[Music]
don't be afraid what do you want from us
you you're not April it's not even human
human why would I want to be human
you mean like her
hey bro
what is she done to you April
what are you doing huh cutting all this
junk like some sharknado hoarder my head
pull up the boat and sank to the bottom
of the ocean I laid there for years
angry that nobody came back for me
especially you've been eventually I was
caught by a fisherman's net it took ten
thousand years for me to forgive you and
another ten thousand to create this
paradise for us she's alive we needed
her DNA to create this army
you can't clone a robot silly how did
you go back in time thought this was a
one-way trip power you could do anything
about her I bet that boost of effect
time travel do you think you came here
by accident I brought you Harrison here
you emotionally deranged Easy Bake Oven
all right what kind of crazy game you
got going over here please
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take her to the exhibition why are you
doing this
your DNA every Queen needs a king it's
not gonna happen
dad I've missed you so much dad Matt mom
can make this a home again we can be
together forever come on dad
Claudia this is what it's all about it's
about family Finn Nova listen to April
we can make this work you're not real
none of you are real exactly we're
better than human I know you can't be
too
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titanium
you gonna fight me I'm not order fight
you
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you never will get away from em you
bitch
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I do believe we have a deal salut
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I seen a know what do my eyes okay see
compass at the elbow we're close the
father stood without the charges up
ahead
I see no no but another hunter meeting
on the fishing net I started coming
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- yellow what is that an omen
no don't do that who are you and what
are you doing here
it's a long story we don't have time for
it I did with Parliament and came to
kill me no I'm trying to save your life
that head is nuclear and she's really
pissed off if you don't put it down
that's good at the end of the world as
we know it
you bring that bomb to my boat
make a stop
you keep that for me
I'll take a big sport where starboard
then listen to me you want to start this
right video if it's not stop
aw let me know exploited
I got it
where did you fight with that change of
plans captain I'm gonna take the money
your cargo and what's left of ship
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on this is your fault for thinking that
the abducting my boat put down the gun
or I'm gonna blow up the fuck why I need
your help to destroy that sharknado
April what's wrong
recharge okay we're gonna do
do you know whether learn out here
what's that we shouldn't be afraid of
the Sharks they are the ones who should
be afraid of us
you catch fish with these sometimes
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every charge I can finish up the last
rock nail right the lasers
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dad
kill your lives ha the shirt now
the time vortex drop me off here we can
finish this off
I need the capacitor I can fix this we
can fix this
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suburban Dallas as Shepard is always
loyal
I mean semper paratus always prepared of
course I must have forgotten
who are you gimme to me
you can't destroy the sharknado future
this is our destiny ever
yes
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you don't know how to use it give me the
compositor no let go let go I'm not
going anywhere with you I'll take that
chance
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in big trouble in Little China
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little shocked
right
too late I control your fate now
I sure
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it's time to go
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hey bro
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time is collapsing but there is one
thing left we could do what's that
I have a failsafe but if you activate in
the heart of the storm it will
self-destruct everything it will either
a pair time or destroy the universe
ready to put my mind it's time for a
reboot Co the other side I love you fin
Shepard I love you April
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this one is on me today George
did a bomb just go off you know what I
bet they're testing down at Point Mugu
I'm gonna call my unit and find out it's
a good idea baby or baby yeah I really
love sharks hey mom you and Dad ready to
go I have the car packed as soon as your
dad says all supplies baby what are you
doing on your feet you know the doctor
said come on should you be giving us
free drinks it's not your bar anymore
yeah drink oh hey then thanks again for
the college of though and I really
appreciate it thank you so much and you
too April thank you guys don't forget I
offered to pay you double if you stayed
okay this kid needs a name I already
have a name his name is gone baby oh I
almost forgot
grandpa wanted me to give you this case
the baby's born while he's in space
for the little one may he always fly dad
hey everybody listen up
on Election Day reach for the sky and
vote for me we grew up with her she's
gonna be the next president god bless
america
are you really thinking about this move
to Kansas yeah you're not gonna be like
a farmer or something right no start
some kind of business like what maybe a
tree trimming business you can see with
the chainsaw hey I'm on me bro
thank you run it into the ground sir all
right everybody last rounds on me
six years ago when I opened up this bar
things between me and my family weren't
so good I had a lot of growing up to do
but this bar brought us back together it
made us stronger brought us closer to
our friends gonna miss this place gonna
miss all your faces seeing them day
after day year after year yeah I know it
hasn't always been easy but through it
all we fought hard for each other stayed
true to who we are no matter what we
faced
we always looked out for one another so
as I as we start this new chapter in our
lives
I want to raise a glass to all of you
because you're my heroes
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to the end of an era and to new
beginnings
semper paratus
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ah are you okay ah your water broken
alright let's go if you go to the
hospital
honey call maja say I'll get the car
I'll go get the baby back alright now it
is time for your today weather and this
is one for the history books
if not a world record there's not a
cloud or a storm on the horizon so get
out enjoy some time with the family on
this beautiful day there will be
anything quite like it again love is
stronger than goodbyes
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so we are
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